After many years of playing around with this idea of a blog, I finally decided to stop dreaming about it and do something about it instead. This is a catalog of interactions, of human experience, of entitlement and kindness. It is a series of minute segments and short stories. It is a collection of moments. Some days I love my job. Some days I don’t. Some days end with me three glasses deep into a bottle of chilled Sauvignon Blanc and sinking beneath the steaming waters of the tub. Most days, actually.
Some people are cruel; some are kind. Most are a mixture of both. This blog is my outlet–do not think I am angry or embittered. I am merely growing weary of the condition of humanity, and so I have set myself upon a course of civilizing through satire, although I am not certain it will work. But it sure as hell makes me laugh. And in the end, that’s enough for me.
Welcome to my journey through the customer service industry, where most moments offer a unique and disturbing insight into this thing we call humanity.